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Зашел случайно сегодня в один чат, но стимула что-то писать типа "Превед, кагдила?" я не хотел. Ну вот смотрю ник "Высокий_стройный_симпатичный"... ну думаю, мужик ты попал))) Выхожу из чата, и захожу под ником "Блондинка_Червертый" )) И так типа кидаю ему "Привет жеребец))" Ну и пошла поехала.))) Кароче я написал шо я типа живу сама  и не против чтобы он пришел ко мне))) Ну он конечно отвесил челюсть и давай приставать)) Типа я на все готов - только давай встретимся)) Ну я ему наугад сказал какой-то адрес в центре Киева ) Ну он же типа поехал на этот адрес) А я вышел из чата и зашел под своим ником. Через час появляется в сети он и пишет "ГДЕ ТЫ БЛОНДИНКА СУКА!!!! НАЙДУ - МОЗГИ ВИШИБУ"

А я не могу - валяюсь под столом с него))))

Короче мораль байки проста - ЧАТЫ - дерьмо и сборище отверженных!

ЗЫ.   А мужику по его словам было сорок с хером лет ) вот придурок, да?

Всем приятного настроения )))) Обещаю вылаживать все свои приколы из жизни) посмеемся вместе )))



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