Не трож мои яйца!!!! )))))


Наверное многие играли в иру "Счастливый фермер" на сайте vkontakte.ru

Кто не знает - рассказываю: смысл игры в том чтобы посадить что-то потом за ним ухаживать и в конце собрать урожай. Так же можно покормить курицу а потом забрать яйца. изюминка в том что можна воровать урожай у твоих друзей) Так вот: еду с другом сегодня в автобусе, ну и обсуждаем игру. Ну получилось так что мне нужно встать на одну остановку раньше чем он. Говорю:

 -А я ща приду домой первый и украду весь твой урожай!

- Только попробуй. У меня там ничего еще не выросло, только яйца у курицы...

- Ну вот. Знач пострадает курица.

И тут прикиньте, полный автобус (гармошка) и он кричит гениальную фразу: "НЕ ТРОЖ МОИ ЯЙЦА!!!".... я на остановке не вышел по причине того что присел в приступе смеха. Все пассажири не могли успокоиться еще минут 5..



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))) я тож играюсь) но у меня чаже всего баклажаны крадут))))
Я долго уже играюсь (месяц где-то), то у меня просто яйца быстрее созревают) Ну их и прут. а урожай само собой конечно))) Добавляйся в друзья - поиграем
ага, чтобы тебе было больше возможностей урожай спереть?)))
Гг! Жжошь :)
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